Hanging Tart

Posted in Candle Holders & Accessories on 03/30/2007 03:39 am by admin

Hanging Tart
How do i act classy for my husband when i'm really a cheap ass ho at heart?

I used to work as a lapdancer in a club. I dont claim to be anything but cheap. Cheap as chips. But at least i admit it, i'm not one of those ho tarts who hangs out in hotel lobbies trying to 'pick up' a rich man under the guise of being some classy lady, when in their minds their legs are open at the first sign of money. To cut a long story short, i married a very wealthy man, i dont work and i've a huge allowance. He wants us to try for babies, but i'm more interested in showing off my body in local lap dancing bars where eager men hungrily appreciate the beauty of my great body. I dont get a buzz no where else. I'm 37, so i know my looks wont last for ever. However for now i want to enjoy my body and have it appreicated, not wrecked by having a baby. Which is what my husband wants. I've told him i'm trying, but i'm on the pill. I'm a tart at heart. How do i reconcile this with being the 'classy' wife my husband wants?

Well I guess you're proof that you can't turn a ho into a housewife...troll...