Away Tart
Posted in Home Decor Candles on 09/12/2005 05:13 pm by admin
what should i do? my computer has been trying to run away from me and my tv has been throwing pop-tarts at me!?
I have had the same problem. Alright first you want to handle your computer by putting up pictures of Megan Fox into a Microsoft Word document. But if it is a Mac or Dell put a series of pictures of Joan Rivers in a bikini while eating a Banana Split. That should take care of your computer for a while, until you can get someone out to help you discharge its hard drive of corrupt files.
To take care of your TV, collect all of the pop tarts it has thrown at you and put them in a microwave for about 15 minutes. If your TV starts to channel surf, it means that it is about to use lvl. 15 Flame Thrower, but to keep it calm change the channel to either E! The Entertainment Channel or Life Time. TV's dwell on Celebrity Gossip and Desperate Housewives. After the 15 minutes of the Microwave, take the pop tarts out and crush them with a hammer. Take all the crumbs from the Pop tarts and spared them in in a pie pan. Then add a pinch of oregano, butter, and pumpkin pie filling and put it in your oven at 350 degrees for 20 minutes.
After the 20 minutes feed the Pumpkin Pop Tart Pie to the TV. If it pukes it will never act this way again, but if it doesn't use a sledgehammer and bust its head in.
A ghost will then come out and will look like Andy Dick. The ghost will try to go in your body, but you will throw the rest of the pie at the ghost. The ghost will fly to Hollywood and leave your alone for about 8 years.
Also for the number about the guy who can take the hard drive from your computer is
1-800-777-9912
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